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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

Anonymous: Have you ever successfully kicked a bad hobit?

shreeves:

yeah i fucking hated frodo that little cunt got knocked straight into mount doom 

tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing

petalise:

sometimes i’m like “wow i hate myself and want to die” but on good days i’m just like “wow i hate myself”

(Source: patrickstumpmedia)

jumpingjaverts:

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you got designer shades just to hide your face and you wear them around like you’re cooler than me and you never say hey or remember my name and its probably cause you think you’re cooler than me

relahvant:

GODDAMIT MR NOODLE

(Source: buzzfeed)

(Source: madeupmonkeyshit)

dietchola:

phoenix-falls:

dietchola:

if i had a dollar every time one of my relatives asked me if i had a boyfriend i would be crying in a pile of money

me too and they know I’m a lesbian 

oh my god

trauntwave:

Patrick Stump Denying His Cuteness (x)

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

frozendailydose:

dosageofdisney:

I was not expecting that!

I don’t think anyone was expecting that!

(Source: notthedisneyyourelookingfor)

pau1y:

what if 911 called you

(Source: breakyourvibes)

urbancatfitters:

i’ve dated at least *counts on fingers* zero people

(Source: urbancatfitters)